Hot Tea

So this is the close of night two in London. Today was pretty awesome. We went on the London Eye which is the world's largest ferris wheel. It takes a half hour to complete one rotation and you can literally see the entire city from the top of it. So sick. Then we went to lunch at some sports cafe where we were just eating innocently and al of a sudden some guy comes up to us and ask us if we want to be on itv. What's itv? Yeah we didn't know either. Turns out its like an international news station here in London, kinda like CNN. So some guy talked about a sport channel closing and we sat in the background and pretended to enjoy cricket. Basically, we're all super famous now and we're gona pursue our acting careers while abroad. Hmm.. Kew Gardens sucks. We traveled like an hour to see some huge botanical garden and turns out you have to pay like 25 bucks to get in. Not worth it. As the night begins we start off drinking some alcoholic cyder shit that pretty much tastes like beer... with cyder. We hit up the same sports cafe later in the night for their £1 All Wild Shots, whatever that means. Okay so here's why London sucks: they don't belive in trash and they don't beileve in bathrooms. There are literally no trash cans anywhere throughout the city. I think everything's edible or something. Just a theory.. it's probably wrong. And holy shit it took us 30 minutes to find a bathroom because apparently it was unreasonable for us to assume that mcdonalds would have one. We finally found one but it cost 30 pence to use. wtf. Jumped that toll. The club we wanted to go to had like 500 million person line in fro nt of it so we opted out of that and went to a different one. We still were able to get our groove on so that's all that counts. Well, that's about it. Hey stoke, guess how many drunks rob is right now? Hint: he's passed out on the computer next to me.

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